Just a long shot...
Last time they visited Campbell's son James requested a night round at ours some time for a shot of PS3. So I thought it might be quite nice to have a boys night.
Problem is - Campbell can't use a PS3 controller very well

Wondered if anyone within reasonable distance of Linlithgow might have had a wheel and pedal set we could borrow for the night to give him a fighting chance?

In all seriousness, would be nice for wee James to get a shot of wheel and pedals - sure he'd love it.
Let me know if anyone has anything - will ensure they are looked after (would consider buying if you're done with them - probably won't be long until our wee one Cameron wants to take the wheel!)
Cheers
Alistair