Wouldn't it be amazing, if this was to be introduced in the UK.
This is allegedly the actual message you get when you phone the Australian social services/benefit office! Fantastic....
'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO "CENTRELINK" THE AUSTRALIAN SOCIAL SERVICES AND BENEFITS OFFICE'
"Press '1' if you speak English."
''Press ‘2’ to disconnect until you can….. Have a nice day.”
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Brilliant if true. A lot of people are obviously starting to feel the same way in this country too, going by the election result.
"I've had enough sh1t"
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Doubt if it is true, do they have to comply with EU Bill of Rights in Australia, of course not, but they have the right immigration policy and a Customs Department second to none.
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Do any actually exist? Even the one's speaking Gaelic on BBC Alba seem rubbish at it. 
"I've had enough sh1t"
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I actually speak Welsh and Gaelic fluently, but do not get much chance to practise them.
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I'm pretty sure that's just you speaking English after a bottle of Laphroaig Tut.