Storm and lightning.
Storm and lightning.
Twas really bad on Wednesday light and we lost power in the early hours, but not for too long so did not have to switch in the generator. However Broadband was off in the morning as we had no phone line, presumed the other locals would be the same so took no action. However it is still off, could not get a signal in the house for the mobiles, Verian's is normally fine, so round at the next door neighbour. Phoned BT faults to be told that I would charged £129 if it was anything internal, and that they would try and get an engineer out by next Wednesday.
Not even worth while arguing the toss, so not too proud to trot out the disabled line to get priority treatment. However they must be prepared for this as I had to spell out what the disabilities were to a very pleasant lassie in Mumbai who spoke excellent English. Turned out that Verian had to be disabled as well, so she now has senile dementia, but can not remember getting it.
They have now promised to have an emergency response team around within 24 hours, which is what the normal response should be. Will believe it when they are on the doorstep.
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Not even worth while arguing the toss, so not too proud to trot out the disabled line to get priority treatment. However they must be prepared for this as I had to spell out what the disabilities were to a very pleasant lassie in Mumbai who spoke excellent English. Turned out that Verian had to be disabled as well, so she now has senile dementia, but can not remember getting it.
They have now promised to have an emergency response team around within 24 hours, which is what the normal response should be. Will believe it when they are on the doorstep.
tut
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Ahh that explains it. You cars home at my place with a ticket.
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you should have tried taking off yesterday morning at 7am from Edinburgh Airport......it was actually quite exciting for once!
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Wish you had said earlier I'd have sorted that for you. I was working in Maud all day......
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Pah - Try being in the middle of the North Sea yesterday...
(This isn't where I work, but the conditions were very similar...)
(This isn't where I work, but the conditions were very similar...)
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Nope. Nope. Nope. Keep the tasty day-rates, dry land is just fine for me, thanks.
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Always liked this one
gets interesting at 48 secs...
I suffered my first ever seasickness on my last job whilst working on a DSV in the north sea...

I suffered my first ever seasickness on my last job whilst working on a DSV in the north sea...
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1972 Alfaholics Giulia Super
2000 Elise S1 Sport 160
2004 Bentley Conti GT
2017 Schkoda Yeti
2x Hairy GRs (not Toyota)
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1972 Alfaholics Giulia Super
2000 Elise S1 Sport 160
2004 Bentley Conti GT
2017 Schkoda Yeti
2x Hairy GRs (not Toyota)
Now browsing the tech pages


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When I worked on Magnus (the most northerly platform in the UKCS), I awoken one night when I thought the standby boat had hit the legs.
The platform had a 27m airgap and a wave of this size crashed against the bottom deck.
Scary, but one of the reasons it's an interesting industry to work in.

The platform had a 27m airgap and a wave of this size crashed against the bottom deck.
Scary, but one of the reasons it's an interesting industry to work in.
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Platforms and jack ups don't semi's do. they also pitch and roll sometimes quite a lot. Last rig I was on would roll/pitch anything up to about 7deg which doesn't sound like a lot but when you are onboard it is. Current rig is a drill ship and in heavy weather they move around more but has much greater inherent stability than a semi.
What a big wave look like on a semi. Not the one I was on but had many a night with similar if not worse.
What a big wave look like on a semi. Not the one I was on but had many a night with similar if not worse.
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Pah, its not serious until you are getting thrown out of bedMikie711 wrote: Last rig I was on would roll/pitch anything up to about 7deg which doesn't sound like a lot but

Hairdresser at heart.
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...which is almost what happened to me on that DSVr10crw wrote:Pah, its not serious until you are getting thrown out of bedMikie711 wrote: Last rig I was on would roll/pitch anything up to about 7deg which doesn't sound like a lot but

Thank heavens for the high sides

Ross
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1972 Alfaholics Giulia Super
2000 Elise S1 Sport 160
2004 Bentley Conti GT
2017 Schkoda Yeti
2x Hairy GRs (not Toyota)
Now browsing the tech pages

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2000 Elise S1 Sport 160
2004 Bentley Conti GT
2017 Schkoda Yeti
2x Hairy GRs (not Toyota)
Now browsing the tech pages


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BT just diverted an engineer that was working in Mintlaw a couple of hours ago, so the problems are now sorted. A circuit board had burnt out in the master socket, but as he had an Exige, you can imagine how much time we spent talking as opposed to him working.
Fortunately I tried the phone as he was leaving expecting a dial tone as the Broadband was working, but it was still dead. The master socket consists of three plates, so it turned out that the phone line side had burnt out as well, so he just fitted a complete new assembly which did the trick. Two hours in the end, but he had been here a couple of years ago and really liked the house, so was quite happy being in the warmth as opposed to up a pole.
Three days without the Internet and phone makes you realise how much you miss them when they are not there. Could not order logs, oil, coal, Xmas presents etc, as we had no mobile signal either, so had to go around next door with my laptop.
tut
ps:- thanks for the offer Gav, would have been a bugger to miss that if they had not sent anybody until next Wednesday. One big surprise was him telling me that they are planning to put fibre into the Mintlaw exchange, and as we already have a green junction box in the village, they would just fit a new one alongside it, and even though it would then feed into our copper lines into the house, we would get 80mb.
Fortunately I tried the phone as he was leaving expecting a dial tone as the Broadband was working, but it was still dead. The master socket consists of three plates, so it turned out that the phone line side had burnt out as well, so he just fitted a complete new assembly which did the trick. Two hours in the end, but he had been here a couple of years ago and really liked the house, so was quite happy being in the warmth as opposed to up a pole.
Three days without the Internet and phone makes you realise how much you miss them when they are not there. Could not order logs, oil, coal, Xmas presents etc, as we had no mobile signal either, so had to go around next door with my laptop.
tut
ps:- thanks for the offer Gav, would have been a bugger to miss that if they had not sent anybody until next Wednesday. One big surprise was him telling me that they are planning to put fibre into the Mintlaw exchange, and as we already have a green junction box in the village, they would just fit a new one alongside it, and even though it would then feed into our copper lines into the house, we would get 80mb.
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I'm trying to think who that was. None of the local guys ever had an Exige. Must be an interloper from another area

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Got it wrong Gav, it was his friend who had the Exige.
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