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Scotty C
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Post by Scotty C » Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:14 am

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."
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Post by gorrie » Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:45 am

eeeewwww... daughters lube up fathers nose...
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Post by steve_weegie » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:33 am

:ROFL
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Post by rossybee » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:42 am

rossybee wrote:
Andy G wrote:old as the hills , but quality :D
I'm too lazy to type anything constructive, but I do agree with the point above! :lol:
Has Shug misplaced his favourite joke book?

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Post by GregR » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:48 am

8)

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Post by Scottynic » Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:55 pm

:lol:
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Post by EliseR » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:08 pm

Holy feck thats a shocker.
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Post by ExigeKen » Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:00 pm

Brilliant :damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny
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Post by Matelotman » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:59 pm

or stop driving on acid :tard
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Post by tut » Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:33 pm

Disgusting...........

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