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Post by Cal » Tue May 31, 2005 8:44 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut ......

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Post by caleebra » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:57 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his
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Post by Gareth » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:08 pm

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Post by Shug » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:48 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his teeny tiny pink cloggie-land shoes
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Post by Cal » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:50 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his teeny tiny pink cloggie-land shoes which aroused him

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Post by caleebra » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:18 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his teeny tiny pink cloggie-land shoes which aroused him more than black
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Post by Cal » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:04 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his teeny tiny pink cloggie-land shoes which aroused him more than black gimps hoods covered ......

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Post by caleebra » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:49 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his teeny tiny pink cloggie-land shoes which aroused him more than black gimps hoods covered in a gooey
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Post by Cal » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:42 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his teeny tiny pink cloggie-land shoes which aroused him more than black gimps hoods covered in a gooey diamond encrusted turds

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Post by caleebra » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:00 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his teeny tiny pink cloggie-land shoes which aroused him more than black gimps hoods covered in a gooey diamond encrusted turd sandwich.

Later on
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Post by Gareth » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:04 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his teeny tiny pink cloggie-land shoes which aroused him more than black gimps hoods covered in a gooey diamond encrusted turd sandwich.

Later on ashamed VX drivers

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Post by caleebra » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:36 am

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his teeny tiny pink cloggie-land shoes which aroused him more than black gimps hoods covered in a gooey diamond encrusted turd sandwich.

Later on ashamed VX drivers huddled round the
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Post by Gareth » Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:00 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his teeny tiny pink cloggie-land shoes which aroused him more than black gimps hoods covered in a gooey diamond encrusted turd sandwich.

Later on ashamed VX drivers huddled round the stunning elise wishing

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Post by caleebra » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:26 pm

I was walking with a throbbing mound of quivering uranium, when I tripped upon a large sack of three smelly ginger ukranian refugee children, each carrying a green oompa loompa. They had extremely tiny shiney helmets, filled with some form of brown and pink coated sausages. I opened the drivers door and let rip with gusto, rendering their helmets useless.

No sooner later had Gareth planned changing his mind, selling his lotus for a date with said Ukranian bearded lady. "Bend me over this brown Allegro and shove your massive foot through the gaping, wrinkled brown seeping axe wound," said Dale Winton.

Meanwhile, Shug stroked his white pussy replica made from recycled tin foil, razor blades and aforementioned quivering uranium. "Bring me my chrome rear entry rim-rolled non-ferrous battery operated anti-chav device".

Shug, wearing Burberry repellent, actively seeked a couple of nubile young blonde cub scout boys to light his fire and tie him to a barbed-wire covered Lada. He let Tut play with his teeny tiny pink cloggie-land shoes which aroused him more than black gimps hoods covered in a gooey diamond encrusted turd sandwich.

Later on ashamed VX drivers huddled round the stunning elise wishing HGF upon it!
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